Eli: "Dad, do you know why the moon looks like it has bumps all over it?"
Eric: "Because it's made of cheese."
Eli: "C'mon, Dad. I'm talking SCIENCE here."
Asher to Eric: "Dad, what're you eating under there?"
Eric: "Under where?"
Asher: "UNDERWEAR?!?!"
Brandt to me: "When I grow up, when I wake up in the morning I'll be a normal human; BUT, in the nighttime, I'll be a NINJA!!''
